RSS - PostsI know I’m not the only one with a funny child, but I just can’t resist posting some of the silly things Jocelyn says.
Fun with Food (?)
Pretending to make Cheerio (child) and hard-boiled egg (mom) talk: “Need a hug.” “OK, put your shoes on.”
With a cheesestick flying in the air: “Brazil! Ar-tica!” (One of her DVD’s teaches about different countries.)
J: “Need a blue thing.” Mommy: “That’s Daddy’s hair gel.” J: “Need a blue hair Jell-O!”
“Don’t eat a wet diaper! Vewy yucky. Make you sick.”
“Oh, vegetables! YUMMY!” (I love hearing this one!)
I was taking a few animal crackers out of the HUGE jar we have. She apparently had never noticed the jar before, because as soon as she saw it, she cried, “NOOOOOOO! Jocelyn want the WHOLE FING!”
“Get a drink and a dinner and a snack!”
Musical Mishaps
While we were on vacation, a relative gave Jocelyn a book about the Five Little Ducks, based on a children’s song. Jocelyn takes great pleasure in freely adapting the ducky song for her own use:
“Five little changing tables went out one day…”
“Only three little band-aids came back.”
We have also watched some songs from the Suond of Music DVD with her. After seeing the Do-Re-Mi song, we heard:
(Randomly) “A DROP OF GOLDEN SUUUUUUUNNNN!”
“So, a (mumble mumble) bread!”
Mommy: “That will bring us back to…” J: “DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOH!”
After seeing a Wonder Pets advertisement: “Wonder pets, wonder pets, RUN AWAY!” (The real song says “We’re on our way.”)
Say What?
Daddy: “What color is Jocelyn’s hair?” J: “Yellow!” Daddy: “What color is Daddy’s hair?” J: “Gray!”
From the backseat, gleefully: “Jocelyn smoke!” (We finally figured out that she was talking about her MILK!)
After I put a little bow on Shannon’s head: “Shannon looks like a little pig!” To which I responded, “No, she doesn’t! That’s not nice!” Jocelyn reconsidered and then said, “Shannon looks like a person!”
We were looking through a book with pictures of animals. Jocelyn was stumped when she saw a walrus. Finally, she guessed, “Hello, dinosaur?”
