Our oldest, J, has a broken arm, and the doctor’s imperative to “keep the cast clean and dry for three weeks” seemed like a death sentence to a kid whose primary decorating scheme is mud.
However, after almost a week with restrictions in place, I have tried my best to glean the good out of our misfortune. Here’s a Top 10 list, written mostly for myself:
What’s So Good About Having a Kid in a Cast?
10. You can finally use up that stash of arts and crafts supplies. And old pasta. And fabric sample books. And Dad’s old socks.
9. You’ll be unable to deny the truth that yes, actually, the house is a complete disaster. Since you are stuck indoors, your only recourse will be to clean the house. Rats.
8. Child labor will seem more and more like a possibility worth investigating.
7. You’ll invent creative ways to help the kids burn off some energy. “We’ll watch a movie just as soon as everyone runs 10 laps around the kitchen, living room, and dining room.” (I just knew that open floor plan was going to come in handy!)
6. You can reduce your laundry by two-thirds, since dirt, water, popsicles, free-form chalk body art, large slices of watermelon, and rolling in the grass are all OUT.
5. Your water bill will breathe a sigh of relief as baths-per-child-per-day go from three to one. Added bonus: arriving at 8 p.m. without breaking a sweat. Well, at least in the traditional sense.
4. Finally, you’ll have time to teach the kids how to properly have a dance party. Every 5-year-old should be able to correctly pronounce and define “choreography.” Extra points if you actually invent/remember any.
3. You’ll come to appreciate neighborly gestures like “Here, you can borrow a bunch of kids’ DVD’s!”
2. All household projects will grind to an immediate halt. This could be good or bad, depending on your willingness to participate in & complete such projects.
And the #1 reason to have a kid in a cast:
1. You will appreciate a whine-free night of peace like NEVER before. Promise.